knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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my egg roll

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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