- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Obama being reelected.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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