- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Women's Rights.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

breasts

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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