Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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