What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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i hate black people

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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adam hodgson !

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Homo say what?

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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