You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Happy Monday!

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Koalas mum is a slut

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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TIMMY

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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