- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

so the weather's nice...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

soccer

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

potatoes

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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