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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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