- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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