- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Take part of what?

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What's your guys names?

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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