Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Dumb

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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