- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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