Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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A house comes around the corner.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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