- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

An Aisian failed a test

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Your dads dead. lol

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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