- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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