why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Derp

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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