- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

He walked in a bar

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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