A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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