- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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