I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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what's white and sticky semen

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Kys

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Weed.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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