Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Chuck norris

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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A house comes around the corner.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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