- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

My three children are three big mistakes.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Roses are red, violets are purple.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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