- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

It says so on your cap.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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