- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

William wright is Gay

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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