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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Needless to say,

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

do you have a wife?

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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