- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

i dont care if you rate me or not

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's your guys names?

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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