- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

My name is Harry.

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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