Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Your text.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Womens rights.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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