Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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N-E Pats never cheated

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Your Mother

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Anti Joke

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