- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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