Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Black people

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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