What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Sarah Palin

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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rocky is here again.......................

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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