why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Anti Joke

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