- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

whats black. an african american person

Sarah Palin

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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