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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

The meme walks out of the bar.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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