What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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