- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

Your momma's so fat...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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