Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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