Knock knock

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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