Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

Whats 9+10? 19

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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