- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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