What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Haha, I get it..

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

I went to work today....

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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