What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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