Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

He--Hey guys

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

knock knock There's no door

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Sex vagina. lol.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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