What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Winter

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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