What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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