- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

go F*** yourself

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

you suck

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

It's long!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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