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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

a black man pays his child support

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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