- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

You bumder!

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

this is not a joke.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

this is not a drill.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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