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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

roses are red violets are indigo

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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