- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

This sentence is a lie.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

My Boyfriend

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

I once did something.

Vagina.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

KONY 2012

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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