- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Your mom is so fat...

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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