- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Whats better than 24? 25.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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