- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

I'm Batman.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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