- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's clear and wet? water

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

I have a gay camel

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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