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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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