KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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